Pyroclastic Fart

What is Pyroclastic Fart?


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A Pyroclastic Fart is named after 'pyroclastic density current'; a volcanic event of considerable destructive power.

A Pyroclastic Fart is characterised by several key factors. It is a fast moving jet of particles of varying size and superheated gas. Too dense to be supported by air; it rushes down ones legs and spreads out on the floor in a shock wave. It behaves like a fluid; with lethal effect.

A: "wow man, that was a seriously Wet One!"

B: "Worse than, it was a Pyroclastic Fart"

A: "Oh no..."

B: "yeah, its Pompeii all over again."

See fart, brown air, wet one, air biscuit

1.

A Pyroclastic Fart is named after 'pyroclastic density current'; a volcanic event of considerable destructive power.

A Pyroclastic Fart is characterised by several key factors. It is a fast moving jet of particles of varying size and superheated gas. Too dense to be supported by air; it rushes down ones legs and spreads out on the floor in a shock wave. It behaves like a fluid; with lethal effect.

A: "wow man, that was a seriously Wet One!"

B: "Worse than, it was a Pyroclastic Fart"

A: "Oh no..."

B: "yeah, its Pompeii all over again."

See fart, brown air, wet one, air biscuit


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