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The Vladasmear Poopin (vlad-a-smear poo-pin)
To masterbate (jerk off) with a hand full of feces (poo, shit, crap etc.)
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When you discover some grumpy lettuce and yak all over it.
When that girl spread her legs, I gave her a mexican salad all over her shit..