Qilf

What is Qilf?


1.

Queen I'd Like to Fuck

Queen Beatrix of Holland is a QILF.

See qilf, queen, quilf

2.

Quaker I'd Like to Fuck

Just seeing that knock-out qilf on the box of Quaker Oats sends me scrambling out to the garage where I furiously masturbate with hopes that my Mennonite neighbor's children might see me.

3.

Quadriplegic I'd Like to Fuck.

Whoa, look at her - that hot chick who was in that horrendous car wreck is such a QILF.

See milf, hilf, handi, handicapped, disabled, cripple, wheelchair, spaz, wheelbarrow, wheelchair piece, cripplephiliac, cripple cart cowgirl, spazalicious, vols

4.

Quadriplegic Queen I'd Like to Fuck.

Whoa, look at Princess Di - that hot chick who was in that horrendous car wreck is such a QILF

See queen, monarchy, anachronism, dead, smelly, rotting, good

5.

Quilter I'd like to fuck

Man, what a QILF! I'd like to get under a quilt with her!

See Anon

6.

Quack I'd like to fuck

PHWOAR! My doctor is a total QILF! I came out of the surgery with a prescription and the boner of a lifetime!

1.

Queen I'd Like to Fuck

Queen Beatrix of Holland is a QILF.

See qilf, queen, quilf

2.

Quaker I'd Like to Fuck

Just seeing that knock-out qilf on the box of Quaker Oats sends me scrambling out to the garage where I furiously masturbate with hopes that my Mennonite neighbor's children might see me.

3.

Quadriplegic I'd Like to Fuck.

Whoa, look at her - that hot chick who was in that horrendous car wreck is such a QILF.

See milf, hilf, handi, handicapped, disabled, cripple, wheelchair, spaz, wheelbarrow, wheelchair piece, cripplephiliac, cripple cart cowgirl, spazalicious, vols

4.

Quadriplegic Queen I'd Like to Fuck.

Whoa, look at Princess Di - that hot chick who was in that horrendous car wreck is such a QILF

See queen, monarchy, anachronism, dead, smelly, rotting, good

5.

Quilter I'd like to fuck

Man, what a QILF! I'd like to get under a quilt with her!

See Anon

6.

Quack I'd like to fuck

PHWOAR! My doctor is a total QILF! I came out of the surgery with a prescription and the boner of a lifetime!


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