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When you mind has a big boner but your penis does not.
Hey girl, I know my penis isn't hard but I've got a major mind boner.
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Escape Velocity:
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if you throw an object straight up, it will rise until the the negative acceleration of gravity stops it, then retu..
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Pinch a loaf, drop anchor, grow a tail, take a dump, drop off the kids, take a session....
The boss is on the phone for Barney, where d..
