Q-p Edit Meaning

1. A friendship thats only true to half the people involved. Josh thought Craig was really friends with him, but realized it was a one-way..

1. What happens when you're texting too fast using T9 and 'holy crap' turns into 'holy apes'. holy apes did you s..

1. The most insulting body part a man can offer to feed a woman. "Hey baby, how about a big salty bite of my vaseline burrito?" ..