Q-tip

What is Q-tip?


1.

A little white stick with cotton swabs on either end. Useful for sticking in a bodily orifice where a finger can't reach

little johnny swabbed his asshole with a Q-tip and presented it to his mother

2.

Super smooth rapper of Tribe Called Quest fame

fartsman: hey q-tip, those are some funky fresh jams

q-tip: thanks!

3.

a person of much older age (60-80s) that still are some what capable of driving, all you can see is there little old white hairs creeping over the steering wheel.

This is crazy that q-tip can't drive for nothing, its immpossible for them to see over the wheel of that lincoln town car.

See court

4.

An elderly person. So called because, like a cotton swab, they're white on both ends: white hair and those white walking shoes!

Everyone was tired of the Q-tip who was holding up the line at the bank.

See qtip, elderly, geezer, ghost car, aarp

5.

1. A paper/plasic stick with cotton on both ends of it.

Used to clean wax out of your ear or touch up your makeup.

2. An old person with white hair and white walking shoes.

1. "I hadn't cleaned my ears for 5 days. When I finally did, I could hear better, and SO much wax came out! I had to use 3 Q-tips before it was all out!"

"Haha. Sick!"

2. "This Q-tip was deaf! I had to repeat myself, like, 30 times!"

"Dude...That sux!"

See qtip, q-tip, ear, old, hair, clean

6.

Refering to an elderly person or one with white or grey hair.

"I work with a bunch of Q-tips."

See elderly, old, grey, nickname, term

7.

Similar to the cotton swab... a Q-tip is when you gradually, but unexpectedly, insert your penis into a woman's hatchet wound with your underwear still on.

"That slut thought she had gotten it all, but she was shocked when I slipped her the Q-tip."

See cotton swab, alabama hot pocket, hot carl, dirty sanchez

1.

A little white stick with cotton swabs on either end. Useful for sticking in a bodily orifice where a finger can't reach

little johnny swabbed his asshole with a Q-tip and presented it to his mother

2.

Super smooth rapper of Tribe Called Quest fame

fartsman: hey q-tip, those are some funky fresh jams

q-tip: thanks!

3.

a person of much older age (60-80s) that still are some what capable of driving, all you can see is there little old white hairs creeping over the steering wheel.

This is crazy that q-tip can't drive for nothing, its immpossible for them to see over the wheel of that lincoln town car.

See court

4.

An elderly person. So called because, like a cotton swab, they're white on both ends: white hair and those white walking shoes!

Everyone was tired of the Q-tip who was holding up the line at the bank.

See qtip, elderly, geezer, ghost car, aarp

5.

1. A paper/plasic stick with cotton on both ends of it.

Used to clean wax out of your ear or touch up your makeup.

2. An old person with white hair and white walking shoes.

1. "I hadn't cleaned my ears for 5 days. When I finally did, I could hear better, and SO much wax came out! I had to use 3 Q-tips before it was all out!"

"Haha. Sick!"

2. "This Q-tip was deaf! I had to repeat myself, like, 30 times!"

"Dude...That sux!"

See qtip, q-tip, ear, old, hair, clean

6.

Refering to an elderly person or one with white or grey hair.

"I work with a bunch of Q-tips."

See elderly, old, grey, nickname, term

7.

Similar to the cotton swab... a Q-tip is when you gradually, but unexpectedly, insert your penis into a woman's hatchet wound with your underwear still on.

"That slut thought she had gotten it all, but she was shocked when I slipped her the Q-tip."

See cotton swab, alabama hot pocket, hot carl, dirty sanchez


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