Qtumpkin

What is Qtumpkin?

The act of cleaning one's ears with a cotton swab (Q-tip) while recieving a blumpkin.

Last night Lucy gave me such an awesome Qtumpkin that I allmost punctured my ear drum.

See blumpkin, blowjob, qtip, shit, oral

The act of cleaning one's ears with a cotton swab (Q-tip) while recieving a blumpkin.

Last night Lucy gave me such an awesome Qtumpkin that I allmost punctured my ear drum.

See blumpkin, blowjob, qtip, shit, oral

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