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A small wheeled cannon which, if properly maintained and armed with ammunition that isn't gammon, might be able to stop the monkey...
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A person of higher seniority than you who has contempt for you and who willfully goes out of his/her way to make your life miserable.
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The tuesday after a long weekend, which feels just as bad as a regular monday.
Make that a double expresso, it's Honorary Monday.
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