Quail Hunting

What is Quail Hunting?


1.

To shoot somebody in the face using a powerful hunting weapon. The act must appear accidental and is preferably performed in the style of Dick Cheney.

Dude: Yo, word on the street is Duane is bangin that sweet ass bitch of your's.

You: Shit, man, I know. I'm gonna have to take that dumbass, motherfucka out quail hunting this weekend.

See shoot, gun down, harm, beat up, kick ass

2.

A failed hunting excursion that ends with at least one member of the party accidentally being shot by a fellow member.

"Bound ta happen, I reckon; we was out hunting when Billy Bob was shot by Bubba. Didn't know we was quail hunting!"

See dick cheney, george w. bush, pure evil, republican, hunting

3.

1) A relaxing passtime when participated in in conjunction with your "friends."

2) An excuse to shoot someone.

"Let's play a game, we are quail hunting, i am the vice president, and you are my best friend!" -Carlos Mencia

See dick, cheney, shoot, carlos, mencia, shooting

4.

To go out looking for girls

"Let's polish off this vodka and go quail hunting."

See quail, hunting, girls, sex, relationships

5.

The act of getting with cock hungry younger girls; Much like quail hunting, the process is easy and takes very little effort.

brian: Ay dog ay, i've been talking to michelle the past couple a days. Bitch wants my nutties.

Colt: how old be that slut?

brian: Incumin freshman

Colt: Figures. just some more quail hunting?

brian: Ayyyyyyminnnnn brotha.

See cradle robbing, dating, screwing, playing

6.

The act of hitting a teammate in a first person shooter. Also known as Friendly Fire

Dude, stop quail hunting! Your not Dick Cheny!

See quail, hunting, dick, friendly, fire

1.

To shoot somebody in the face using a powerful hunting weapon. The act must appear accidental and is preferably performed in the style of Dick Cheney.

Dude: Yo, word on the street is Duane is bangin that sweet ass bitch of your's.

You: Shit, man, I know. I'm gonna have to take that dumbass, motherfucka out quail hunting this weekend.

See shoot, gun down, harm, beat up, kick ass

2.

A failed hunting excursion that ends with at least one member of the party accidentally being shot by a fellow member.

"Bound ta happen, I reckon; we was out hunting when Billy Bob was shot by Bubba. Didn't know we was quail hunting!"

See dick cheney, george w. bush, pure evil, republican, hunting

3.

1) A relaxing passtime when participated in in conjunction with your "friends."

2) An excuse to shoot someone.

"Let's play a game, we are quail hunting, i am the vice president, and you are my best friend!" -Carlos Mencia

See dick, cheney, shoot, carlos, mencia, shooting

4.

To go out looking for girls

"Let's polish off this vodka and go quail hunting."

See quail, hunting, girls, sex, relationships

5.

The act of getting with cock hungry younger girls; Much like quail hunting, the process is easy and takes very little effort.

brian: Ay dog ay, i've been talking to michelle the past couple a days. Bitch wants my nutties.

Colt: how old be that slut?

brian: Incumin freshman

Colt: Figures. just some more quail hunting?

brian: Ayyyyyyminnnnn brotha.

See cradle robbing, dating, screwing, playing

6.

The act of hitting a teammate in a first person shooter. Also known as Friendly Fire

Dude, stop quail hunting! Your not Dick Cheny!

See quail, hunting, dick, friendly, fire


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