What is Quarf?
1.
The sound which results from the simultaneous expulsion of gas from both the vagina and the anus.
After being treated to a zesty Mexican dinner by one of her clients, the prostitute found herself quarfing uncontrollably throughout the remainder of the evening, and probably lost future business as a result.
2.
A male version of a queef. The sound mostly happens during masturbation.
Boy: Fuck, i just quarfed.
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3.
a combination between a queef and a fart. You will most likely have your period when you quarf.
"ut-oh i feel a quarf coming out."
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4.
Noun; Vaginal vomit. Verb; The act of vaginally vomiting.
My dog just licked up its own quarf (see also,
arf quarf ). Last night this chick quarffed all over my face.
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5.
The male equivalent of a queef or (qweef).
guy 1: I was fuckin some chick and when i pulled out i quarfed.
guy 2: Mrs. Keuper is a gay bitch with beefy tits.
guy 1:WTF
guy 2: you can quarf...?
lucky bastard...
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6.
A penal fart. Similar to a queeef, except for a male.
Your pants smell like you just had a quarf.
See queef , fart , penis fart , cockhole
7.
A Quarf occures is when a man's is masturbating and beings to make a slimy sound. Mostley happens when he hasnt cleaned off the seemen from the previous masturbation, also known as a Fish Dick (Smelly Dick) which is simalar to Fish Taco (smelly vagina) for women.
bill: man, stop jacking off!!
joe: how can you tell im stroking softley
bill: well you dick keeps on Quarfing.
See quief , masturbation , fish dick
1.
The sound which results from the simultaneous expulsion of gas from both the vagina and the anus.
After being treated to a zesty Mexican dinner by one of her clients, the prostitute found herself quarfing uncontrollably throughout the remainder of the evening, and probably lost future business as a result.
2.
A male version of a queef. The sound mostly happens during masturbation.
Boy: Fuck, i just quarfed.
See quarf , quarfed , queef , omg
3.
a combination between a queef and a fart. You will most likely have your period when you quarf.
"ut-oh i feel a quarf coming out."
See queef , fart , toot , puff , gas , fartation
4.
Noun; Vaginal vomit. Verb; The act of vaginally vomiting.
My dog just licked up its own quarf (see also, arf quarf ). Last night this chick quarffed all over my face.
See vagina , vaginal , barf , queef , queefing , qwarf
5.
The male equivalent of a queef or (qweef).
guy 1: I was fuckin some chick and when i pulled out i quarfed.
guy 2: Mrs. Keuper is a gay bitch with beefy tits.
guy 1:WTF
guy 2: you can quarf...?
lucky bastard...
See queef , qweef , dick , fart , explode
6.
A penal fart. Similar to a queeef, except for a male.
Your pants smell like you just had a quarf.
See queef , fart , penis fart , cockhole
7.
A Quarf occures is when a man's is masturbating and beings to make a slimy sound. Mostley happens when he hasnt cleaned off the seemen from the previous masturbation, also known as a Fish Dick (Smelly Dick) which is simalar to Fish Taco (smelly vagina) for women.
bill: man, stop jacking off!!
joe: how can you tell im stroking softley
bill: well you dick keeps on Quarfing.
See quief , masturbation , fish dick
Your pants smell like you just had a quarf.
bill: man, stop jacking off!!
joe: how can you tell im stroking softley
bill: well you dick keeps on Quarfing.
After being treated to a zesty Mexican dinner by one of her clients, the prostitute found herself quarfing uncontrollably throughout the remainder of the evening, and probably lost future business as a result.
Boy: Fuck, i just quarfed.
"ut-oh i feel a quarf coming out."
My dog just licked up its own quarf (see also,
guy 1: I was fuckin some chick and when i pulled out i quarfed.
guy 2: Mrs. Keuper is a gay bitch with beefy tits.
guy 1:WTF
guy 2: you can quarf...?
lucky bastard...
A penal fart. Similar to a queeef, except for a male.
Your pants smell like you just had a quarf.
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7.
A Quarf occures is when a man's is masturbating and beings to make a slimy sound. Mostley happens when he hasnt cleaned off the seemen from the previous masturbation, also known as a Fish Dick (Smelly Dick) which is simalar to Fish Taco (smelly vagina) for women.
bill: man, stop jacking off!!
joe: how can you tell im stroking softley
bill: well you dick keeps on Quarfing.
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