Quarter Chub

What is Quarter Chub?


1.

A partial boner; What a male usually acquires in a dry hump situation with a female. Can also occur when one sees something fucking hot, for example three female German models playing twister but-ass nekked. Other connotations of the phrase include: 3/5ths chub, thirder (1/3 chub), and halfie. Remedies for the removal of quarter chubs include being punched square in the kids and/or seeing Star Jones on television. Personally, I prefer the former.

1) "Wow Barbara! I believe our dance just afforded me with a quarter chub! Your work is far from over."

2)"Dude, get up I want pizza."

"I can't! I've got a halfie!"

"Oh. I'm gonna go hit on your sister then"

"I'm good now. How about Dominoes?"

See pokey, flacid

1.

A partial boner; What a male usually acquires in a dry hump situation with a female. Can also occur when one sees something fucking hot, for example three female German models playing twister but-ass nekked. Other connotations of the phrase include: 3/5ths chub, thirder (1/3 chub), and halfie. Remedies for the removal of quarter chubs include being punched square in the kids and/or seeing Star Jones on television. Personally, I prefer the former.

1) "Wow Barbara! I believe our dance just afforded me with a quarter chub! Your work is far from over."

2)"Dude, get up I want pizza."

"I can't! I've got a halfie!"

"Oh. I'm gonna go hit on your sister then"

"I'm good now. How about Dominoes?"

See pokey, flacid


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