Quatchi

What is Quatchi?


1.

A large unshaven and itchy beaver. You can see the unusually hairy legs that sprout from the bottom but the rest of the body is covered in an unnatural fur. The smell of the Quatchy is immediately recognizable to resemble fish that has been left on a hot sunny beach for a few weeks. This is a shy beast, possibly lending to the fact that being so hairy and pungent, it never gets any kind of social interaction...

Dude... check out Quatchi... chick needs to bath more.... or at least shave...

See olympics, vagina, beaver, sasquatch, mascot

2.

Short for Pasquatchi... the hairy area around a womens genitals, aka her bush. Only considered a true quatchi if it is large, sometimes engulfing her thighs, has a distinct odor and is generally unkept.

Man, I took home this chick the other night and when she slipped out of her dress I saw she had the biggest, furriest, brightest fire engine red quatchi I had ever seen... I could smell it from across the room.

See pussy, pasquatchi, bush, pelt, beaver, snatch, carpet

3.

Extremely hairy female genitalia

This female hippie I know has the craziest quatchi and would never need a merkin.

See bush, merkin, va-jay-jay, pubic hair

1.

A large unshaven and itchy beaver. You can see the unusually hairy legs that sprout from the bottom but the rest of the body is covered in an unnatural fur. The smell of the Quatchy is immediately recognizable to resemble fish that has been left on a hot sunny beach for a few weeks. This is a shy beast, possibly lending to the fact that being so hairy and pungent, it never gets any kind of social interaction...

Dude... check out Quatchi... chick needs to bath more.... or at least shave...

See olympics, vagina, beaver, sasquatch, mascot

2.

Short for Pasquatchi... the hairy area around a womens genitals, aka her bush. Only considered a true quatchi if it is large, sometimes engulfing her thighs, has a distinct odor and is generally unkept.

Man, I took home this chick the other night and when she slipped out of her dress I saw she had the biggest, furriest, brightest fire engine red quatchi I had ever seen... I could smell it from across the room.

See pussy, pasquatchi, bush, pelt, beaver, snatch, carpet

3.

Extremely hairy female genitalia

This female hippie I know has the craziest quatchi and would never need a merkin.

See bush, merkin, va-jay-jay, pubic hair


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