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The very large love HANDLES.
Marcus, those aren't love handles, you have love handRAILS!
See muffin top, fold, spare tire..
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When scared little girls spam myspace with bulletins about an earthquake that just occured.
Typical Earthquake Bulletin: OMG OMG OMG! D..
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A massive rage fit by a new age traveller, preceded by phrases like "I'm not stupid" and "you shop at topman, what w..