Queaking

What is Queaking?


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Some people think that a queak is a "queer geek" (a gay guy who's also a nerd.) While this may be true, it is also said that "queaking" is when a guy is jacking off using lathered bar soap as a lubricant. It is called this because when someone's hand reaches the base of the penis while masturbating with such lubricant, it makes the onomatopoeia, "queak."

Guy one: I was really bored last night, so after I went to the bathroom and was washing my hands, I started queaking...

Guy two: ME TOO!

Both guys: NO WAY!!!

See lubricant, jacking off, jack off, masturbation

1.

Some people think that a queak is a "queer geek" (a gay guy who's also a nerd.) While this may be true, it is also said that "queaking" is when a guy is jacking off using lathered bar soap as a lubricant. It is called this because when someone's hand reaches the base of the penis while masturbating with such lubricant, it makes the onomatopoeia, "queak."

Guy one: I was really bored last night, so after I went to the bathroom and was washing my hands, I started queaking...

Guy two: ME TOO!

Both guys: NO WAY!!!

See lubricant, jacking off, jack off, masturbation


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