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The two or three day free-for-all spending spree that immediately follows one's monthly paycheque arrival.
I'm gonna be eatin..
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A thoroughbred racehorse that dominates the field with the power of 10,000 mother fuckers.
Secretariat ran like a fucking motengator.
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hovering over a public toilet in the quarterback position and taking a shit trying not to touch the seat with your ass.
Dude, that bath..
