Queens Boulevard

What is Queens Boulevard?


1.

The most dangerous place in the world.

Queenz child: Mom. I almost comitted suicide today.

Queenz Mother: HOW???

Queenz Child: I crossed Queens boulevard today. (wimper)

Queenz Mother: O my dear god! (she faints)

2.

A major street in Queens that is known to be one of the most dangerous streets to cross in NYC. Queens Boulevard is a major commercial strip for many of the neighborhoods it cuts through, which includes Briarwood, Forest Hills, Rego Park, Elmhust, Woodside, Sunnyside, and Long Island City. Queens Boulevard is quite possibly the widest non highway in NYC. Through much of its stretch, it's a 12 lane multi-median divided street. Queens Boulevard starts off at Jamaica Avenue in Jamaica, Queens and goes all the way to the Queensboro bridge and to Manhattan.

Emo kid- I'm gonna go kill myself.

Other kid- How?

Emo Kid- 'm gonna cross Queens Boulevard.

See queens, nyc, ny, boulevard

3.

commonly referred to as the "Boulevard of Death" or "The Boulevard of Broken Bones"

Old people who can't get across fast enough get run over all the time.

"Be sure to look both ways when crossing Queens Boulevard. It's over 10 lanes wide. It's a human bowling alley."

See queens, boulevard, old people, death, manslaughter

1.

The most dangerous place in the world.

Queenz child: Mom. I almost comitted suicide today.

Queenz Mother: HOW???

Queenz Child: I crossed Queens boulevard today. (wimper)

Queenz Mother: O my dear god! (she faints)

2.

A major street in Queens that is known to be one of the most dangerous streets to cross in NYC. Queens Boulevard is a major commercial strip for many of the neighborhoods it cuts through, which includes Briarwood, Forest Hills, Rego Park, Elmhust, Woodside, Sunnyside, and Long Island City. Queens Boulevard is quite possibly the widest non highway in NYC. Through much of its stretch, it's a 12 lane multi-median divided street. Queens Boulevard starts off at Jamaica Avenue in Jamaica, Queens and goes all the way to the Queensboro bridge and to Manhattan.

Emo kid- I'm gonna go kill myself.

Other kid- How?

Emo Kid- 'm gonna cross Queens Boulevard.

See queens, nyc, ny, boulevard

3.

commonly referred to as the "Boulevard of Death" or "The Boulevard of Broken Bones"

Old people who can't get across fast enough get run over all the time.

"Be sure to look both ways when crossing Queens Boulevard. It's over 10 lanes wide. It's a human bowling alley."

See queens, boulevard, old people, death, manslaughter


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