Queensland

What is Queensland?


1.

There's only two states worth being in, Queensland and pissed.

Queensland: Why would you wanna be anywhere else.

See queensland, great, sunny, babes, beaches

2.

The most north-eastern state of Australia. Pretty women, even better looking backpackers. 100's of beutiful sunny islands including straddie (Stradbroke)

Captial city Brisbane(also known as brisvegas), home of XXXX beer, also the home of the bevan.

Known by the other states as the "different" state. Queenslanders don't take shit!

Stay out of the sun in Queensland, you'll get a bad farkinsunburn!

3.

The most Australian place in Australia the last true remnant of Australiana. Where snobby nosed euro wannabe, outsiders from the southern states fear to tread. Where XXXX is drunk and people are tough.

Queenslander: Oi where you from cunt!

Outsider: Victoria mate!

Queenslander: fuck off back there you greasy cunt before i knock ya out! and stop trying to speak like a queenslander ya mug

Outsider: Ok im going home now to drink cat piss beer and root a hairy greek woman.

See queensland, queenslander, beer

4.

Quite possibly the most laid back, relaxed state in Australia

All the Mexicans move to Queensland because it really is a better place to live.

It rocks to be a Queenslander

See australia, aussie, state, qld, queenslander, Woohzal

5.

A northern state of Australia that has completely fucked up weather, Shop opening and closing times and last but not least, incredibly boring tourist spots. Trust me, I lived there for 5 years.

Bruce: Wanna' get a bite to eat terry? it's only 8:00pm!

Terry: We can't, were in Queensland. all the shops closed at 6!

Bruce: Then we'll go to McDonnalds! Their open 24/7!

Terry: We better hurry, they close in 15mins!

See australia, bullshit, queensland, frustrating, humid

6.

The reason Australia has the second highest child obesity rate.

Queenslanders need to stop eating and start working.

If you're living in queensland, are under the age of 18 and slim. You're a liar.

See clever, original, amazing, remarkable, stunning, godly, pwnage

1.

There's only two states worth being in, Queensland and pissed.

Queensland: Why would you wanna be anywhere else.

See queensland, great, sunny, babes, beaches

2.

The most north-eastern state of Australia. Pretty women, even better looking backpackers. 100's of beutiful sunny islands including straddie (Stradbroke)

Captial city Brisbane(also known as brisvegas), home of XXXX beer, also the home of the bevan.

Known by the other states as the "different" state. Queenslanders don't take shit!

Stay out of the sun in Queensland, you'll get a bad farkinsunburn!

3.

The most Australian place in Australia the last true remnant of Australiana. Where snobby nosed euro wannabe, outsiders from the southern states fear to tread. Where XXXX is drunk and people are tough.

Queenslander: Oi where you from cunt!

Outsider: Victoria mate!

Queenslander: fuck off back there you greasy cunt before i knock ya out! and stop trying to speak like a queenslander ya mug

Outsider: Ok im going home now to drink cat piss beer and root a hairy greek woman.

See queensland, queenslander, beer

4.

Quite possibly the most laid back, relaxed state in Australia

All the Mexicans move to Queensland because it really is a better place to live.

It rocks to be a Queenslander

See australia, aussie, state, qld, queenslander, Woohzal

5.

A northern state of Australia that has completely fucked up weather, Shop opening and closing times and last but not least, incredibly boring tourist spots. Trust me, I lived there for 5 years.

Bruce: Wanna' get a bite to eat terry? it's only 8:00pm!

Terry: We can't, were in Queensland. all the shops closed at 6!

Bruce: Then we'll go to McDonnalds! Their open 24/7!

Terry: We better hurry, they close in 15mins!

See australia, bullshit, queensland, frustrating, humid

6.

The reason Australia has the second highest child obesity rate.

Queenslanders need to stop eating and start working.

If you're living in queensland, are under the age of 18 and slim. You're a liar.

See clever, original, amazing, remarkable, stunning, godly, pwnage


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