What is Queensland?
1.
There's only two states worth being in, Queensland and pissed.
Queensland: Why would you wanna be anywhere else.
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2.
The most north-eastern state of
Captial city
Known by the other states as the "different" state. Queenslanders don't take shit!
Stay out of the sun in Queensland, you'll get a bad
farkin sunburn!
3.
The most Australian place in Australia the last true remnant of Australiana. Where snobby nosed euro wannabe, outsiders from the southern states fear to tread. Where XXXX is drunk and people are tough.
Queenslander: Oi where you from cunt!
Outsider: Victoria mate!
Queenslander: fuck off back there you greasy cunt before i knock ya out! and stop trying to speak like a queenslander ya mug
Outsider: Ok im going home now to drink cat piss beer and root a hairy greek woman.
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4.
Quite possibly the most laid back, relaxed state in
All the
Mexicans move to Queensland because it really is a better place to live.
It rocks to be a
Queenslander
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5.
A northern state of Australia that has completely fucked up weather, Shop opening and closing times and last but not least, incredibly boring tourist spots. Trust me, I lived there for 5 years.
Bruce: Wanna' get a bite to eat terry? it's only 8:00pm!
Terry: We can't, were in Queensland. all the shops closed at 6!
Bruce: Then we'll go to McDonnalds! Their open 24/7!
Terry: We better hurry, they close in 15mins!
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6.
The reason Australia has the second highest child obesity rate.
Queenslanders need to stop eating and start working.
If you're living in queensland, are under the age of 18 and slim. You're a liar.
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1.
There's only two states worth being in, Queensland and pissed.
Queensland: Why would you wanna be anywhere else.
See
2.
The most north-eastern state of
Captial city
Known by the other states as the "different" state. Queenslanders don't take shit!
Stay out of the sun in Queensland, you'll get a bad
farkin sunburn!
3.
The most Australian place in Australia the last true remnant of Australiana. Where snobby nosed euro wannabe, outsiders from the southern states fear to tread. Where XXXX is drunk and people are tough.
Queenslander: Oi where you from cunt!
Outsider: Victoria mate!
Queenslander: fuck off back there you greasy cunt before i knock ya out! and stop trying to speak like a queenslander ya mug
Outsider: Ok im going home now to drink cat piss beer and root a hairy greek woman.
See
4.
Quite possibly the most laid back, relaxed state in
All the
Mexicans move to Queensland because it really is a better place to live.
It rocks to be a
Queenslander
See
5.
A northern state of Australia that has completely fucked up weather, Shop opening and closing times and last but not least, incredibly boring tourist spots. Trust me, I lived there for 5 years.
Bruce: Wanna' get a bite to eat terry? it's only 8:00pm!
Terry: We can't, were in Queensland. all the shops closed at 6!
Bruce: Then we'll go to McDonnalds! Their open 24/7!
Terry: We better hurry, they close in 15mins!
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6.
The reason Australia has the second highest child obesity rate.
Queenslanders need to stop eating and start working.
If you're living in queensland, are under the age of 18 and slim. You're a liar.
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