Quelf

What is Quelf?


1.

A really, REALLY funny board game. Winner of Board Game of the Year 2005. Check it out - just google "Quelf".

I played Quelf this weekend and it was hilarious.

See board game, random, funny

2.

noun: Someone that tries to play games with big shot players and gets tooled on. Originated when the word "Quelf" was played on a triple word score by Devin McDermott, Master of Scrabble, and the lesser players didn't challenge it for fear of losing their turn.

verb: To tool all over someone. see tool

Westwood tried to bluff, but I showed my pocket aces and quelfed in his face.

The punk kids talked a great game, but when they tried to play cards with us, we found out they were a couple of quelfs.

3.

A fanny fart...or when gas escapes through the vagina

Pierre- ewww lisa just quelfed (adj)...

Lisa- what does that mean?

Pierre- when gas come out of ur fanny instead of ur ass hole

See fanny fart, vagina fart, quelf, pimp

1.

A really, REALLY funny board game. Winner of Board Game of the Year 2005. Check it out - just google "Quelf".

I played Quelf this weekend and it was hilarious.

See board game, random, funny

2.

noun: Someone that tries to play games with big shot players and gets tooled on. Originated when the word "Quelf" was played on a triple word score by Devin McDermott, Master of Scrabble, and the lesser players didn't challenge it for fear of losing their turn.

verb: To tool all over someone. see tool

Westwood tried to bluff, but I showed my pocket aces and quelfed in his face.

The punk kids talked a great game, but when they tried to play cards with us, we found out they were a couple of quelfs.

3.

A fanny fart...or when gas escapes through the vagina

Pierre- ewww lisa just quelfed (adj)...

Lisa- what does that mean?

Pierre- when gas come out of ur fanny instead of ur ass hole

See fanny fart, vagina fart, quelf, pimp


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