Quert

What is Quert?


1.

The instance when a female expells gases through her pubis and rectum simultaneously.

That was an awful sounding quert

2.

The instance when a female exhales gasses through her pubis and rectum simulataneously. see queef

that was a nasty sounding quert

3.

A "quert" is a short handled whip with a leather thong at the end. The thong makes a loud smack sound when it is broght down hard on some poor bitches ass cheek. Acually It sounds worse that its bite. It does not have much of a pain factor.

It is the sound that makes this whip popular with the BD/SM crowd.

Bend over and recive this querting that you so richly deserve.

See quirt, quert, whip, quert

4.

when a smelly, stankass, tuna ass bitch queefs and expells a green discharge from her pubis.

I can't believe this bitch just querted in my face

1.

The instance when a female expells gases through her pubis and rectum simultaneously.

That was an awful sounding quert

2.

The instance when a female exhales gasses through her pubis and rectum simulataneously. see queef

that was a nasty sounding quert

3.

A "quert" is a short handled whip with a leather thong at the end. The thong makes a loud smack sound when it is broght down hard on some poor bitches ass cheek. Acually It sounds worse that its bite. It does not have much of a pain factor.

It is the sound that makes this whip popular with the BD/SM crowd.

Bend over and recive this querting that you so richly deserve.

See quirt, quert, whip, quert

4.

when a smelly, stankass, tuna ass bitch queefs and expells a green discharge from her pubis.

I can't believe this bitch just querted in my face


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