Quidditch

What is Quidditch?


1.

Kwiid-itch, n.

1. Fictional Sport in the 'Harry Potter' novels involving bats, balls, brooms and C.G.I. effects - no doubt to be frowned upon when some daft bugger emulates it and falls to his/her doom on discovering they can't really fly.

2. The type of sneeze that starts in the nostrils, causing one to clamp one's teeth and close the mouth, resulting in sneezing a large clod of snot into one's hand that's in such a vast amount that it can't be wiped onto one's clothing discreetly.

"Quidditch" Ron exclaimed.

"Yeah," said Harry, closing his potions book. "I'm tired of studying... let's go and have some practice before Saturday's match".

Ron looked sheepish and attempted a grin. "Sorry mate" he said red-faced, "I just sneezed... you ain't got a tissue have you?"

from "Harry Potter and the HalfBaked Plot" by K.J. Growling

See sneeze, harry potter, snot, broomstick, magic

2.

when you see someone or something exciting then you cum in your pants

OMG...is that CKell over there..I think I just did quidditch in my pants!!

See harry potter, cum, broomstick, funny, word

3.

N. A game of arousal between sexual partners. Either testicles or breasts are stimulated before, during, or after a "harry potter."

Jack and Jane played quidditch while Jane received a harry potter.

See harry potter, foreplay, game, arousal

4.

Quidditch is the uber sport played on broom-sticks in teh awesome b00ks (Harry Potter)

aright harry wanna go play some Quidditch, you can have a go of my broom

1.

Kwiid-itch, n.

1. Fictional Sport in the 'Harry Potter' novels involving bats, balls, brooms and C.G.I. effects - no doubt to be frowned upon when some daft bugger emulates it and falls to his/her doom on discovering they can't really fly.

2. The type of sneeze that starts in the nostrils, causing one to clamp one's teeth and close the mouth, resulting in sneezing a large clod of snot into one's hand that's in such a vast amount that it can't be wiped onto one's clothing discreetly.

"Quidditch" Ron exclaimed.

"Yeah," said Harry, closing his potions book. "I'm tired of studying... let's go and have some practice before Saturday's match".

Ron looked sheepish and attempted a grin. "Sorry mate" he said red-faced, "I just sneezed... you ain't got a tissue have you?"

from "Harry Potter and the HalfBaked Plot" by K.J. Growling

See sneeze, harry potter, snot, broomstick, magic

2.

when you see someone or something exciting then you cum in your pants

OMG...is that CKell over there..I think I just did quidditch in my pants!!

See harry potter, cum, broomstick, funny, word

3.

N. A game of arousal between sexual partners. Either testicles or breasts are stimulated before, during, or after a "harry potter."

Jack and Jane played quidditch while Jane received a harry potter.

See harry potter, foreplay, game, arousal

4.

Quidditch is the uber sport played on broom-sticks in teh awesome b00ks (Harry Potter)

aright harry wanna go play some Quidditch, you can have a go of my broom


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