Quim My Schlong Edit Meaning

1.

This is a universal turn-of-phrase that I came up with one night in a slightly drunken state among friends, and has gone from strength to strength in our local community.

This can be used as either a good or a bad thing to replace other phrases, or even both in the same line. Can be used in a huge variety of applications...

Note: This does not literally mean "vagina my penis"

BAD: "You're really starting to Quim my Schlong"

GOOD: "hey, see that girl over there, she's really Quimming my Schlong"

CAN BE USED FOR MORE THAN ONE THING: "If your keep quimming my schlong, I'm gonna come over there and fucking Quim your Schlong!!!"

"You're quimming my schlong in all the wrong ways"

See quim, schlong, vagina, dick, pussy

1.

This is a universal turn-of-phrase that I came up with one night in a slightly drunken state among friends, and has gone from strength to strength in our local community.

This can be used as either a good or a bad thing to replace other phrases, or even both in the same line. Can be used in a huge variety of applications...

Note: This does not literally mean "vagina my penis"

BAD: "You're really starting to Quim my Schlong"

GOOD: "hey, see that girl over there, she's really Quimming my Schlong"

CAN BE USED FOR MORE THAN ONE THING: "If your keep quimming my schlong, I'm gonna come over there and fucking Quim your Schlong!!!"

"You're quimming my schlong in all the wrong ways"

See quim, schlong, vagina, dick, pussy