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A vampire who goes down on a girl who is menstruating.
"I had gave her the best vampire oral in the world."
"Man that w..
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a erect penis also known as a "boner".
i woke up in the morning with a mean case of cotton mouth, i rolled over to get a drin..
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The act of making a mess of things through self gratification.
Dude, I was watching this porno and I just DeSchuttered all over myself!..