Quimbledon Final

What is Quimbledon Final?


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A competition between two men over one woman. Sometimes involves a dance/rap/badinage off.

Out in your local nightclub Guy A (Roddick) vs. Guy B (Tiger Tim)

A service constitutes initial approach to said clunge.

Return shows recognition of competition.

Badinage ensues and competitors rack up points employing such phrases as 'am goinna ride her ass like Zorro.'

15 is rewarded by a minge rub.

30 " " titty flash.

40 " " kiss.

Deuce " " 3 way kiss.

Advantage " " nipple lick.

Game " " oral.

Set " " penitration.

Match " " anal invasion.

Ejaculation with exclamation ' I am the quimbledon final champion'

See anal, nipple, kiss, oral, ejaculation

1.

A competition between two men over one woman. Sometimes involves a dance/rap/badinage off.

Out in your local nightclub Guy A (Roddick) vs. Guy B (Tiger Tim)

A service constitutes initial approach to said clunge.

Return shows recognition of competition.

Badinage ensues and competitors rack up points employing such phrases as 'am goinna ride her ass like Zorro.'

15 is rewarded by a minge rub.

30 " " titty flash.

40 " " kiss.

Deuce " " 3 way kiss.

Advantage " " nipple lick.

Game " " oral.

Set " " penitration.

Match " " anal invasion.

Ejaculation with exclamation ' I am the quimbledon final champion'

See anal, nipple, kiss, oral, ejaculation


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