Quiznotron

What is Quiznotron?


1.

The heating oven now at Subway Sandwich Shops which provides "toasty" equivalence due to marketing pressure from Quizno's Sandwich Shops.

Subway employee: "Sir, would you like that sandwich TOASTED?"

You: "You mean, do I want you to put it in the Quiznotron?"

Subway employee: "The WHAT?"

You: "The QUIZNOTRON...ya know, that wannabe toaster oven you have?"

Subway employee: "yeah, ...that"

1.

The heating oven now at Subway Sandwich Shops which provides "toasty" equivalence due to marketing pressure from Quizno's Sandwich Shops.

Subway employee: "Sir, would you like that sandwich TOASTED?"

You: "You mean, do I want you to put it in the Quiznotron?"

Subway employee: "The WHAT?"

You: "The QUIZNOTRON...ya know, that wannabe toaster oven you have?"

Subway employee: "yeah, ...that"


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