What is Qumph?
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A Person Who Dodgily Hangs Out Outside Public Libraries And Wait For Girls To Dismount Thier Bike Seats, The Proceeds To Sniff The Newly Departed Seat.
"dude That Guy Over There Is Totally Sniffing That Girls Bikeseat..
..Man Jeff Is Such A Qumph
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1.
A Person Who Dodgily Hangs Out Outside Public Libraries And Wait For Girls To Dismount Thier Bike Seats, The Proceeds To Sniff The Newly Departed Seat.
"dude That Guy Over There Is Totally Sniffing That Girls Bikeseat..
..Man Jeff Is Such A Qumph
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1) The male genitalia for an ogre.
2) A jerk, asshole, complete moron.
That mans an ogre shloger..
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A way of showing your inferiority to someone; accepting your defeat honourably
Sarah: Hah, I win again. 119-99
Dak: Shit. Your kung fu..
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Someone who has an almost pathological fear being (and being seen) naked.
I broke up with this girl after 3 weeks because her gymnophob..