What is Qumph?
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A Person Who Dodgily Hangs Out Outside Public Libraries And Wait For Girls To Dismount Thier Bike Seats, The Proceeds To Sniff The Newly Departed Seat.
"dude That Guy Over There Is Totally Sniffing That Girls Bikeseat..
..Man Jeff Is Such A Qumph
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1.
A Person Who Dodgily Hangs Out Outside Public Libraries And Wait For Girls To Dismount Thier Bike Seats, The Proceeds To Sniff The Newly Departed Seat.
"dude That Guy Over There Is Totally Sniffing That Girls Bikeseat..
..Man Jeff Is Such A Qumph
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