Quoaf

What is Quoaf?


1.

Alternate spelling of quofe.

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheterhas been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, whenever he tried to take a piss, he would quoaf and splatter urine everywhere.

See fart, queef, queif, quief, queaf, vart, flatulence, dick, cock, quofe, quof

1.

Alternate spelling of quofe.

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheterhas been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, whenever he tried to take a piss, he would quoaf and splatter urine everywhere.

See fart, queef, queif, quief, queaf, vart, flatulence, dick, cock, quofe, quof


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