What is Quof?
1.
Alternate spelling of
noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a
verb: To emit penile flatulence.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a
After Reginald's catheter was removed, whenever he tried to take a piss he would quof and splatter urine everywhere.
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1.
Alternate spelling of
noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a
verb: To emit penile flatulence.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a
After Reginald's catheter was removed, whenever he tried to take a piss he would quof and splatter urine everywhere.
See
