Quoff

What is Quoff?


1.

Alternate spelling of quofe (also quoaf or quof).

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheterhas been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up letting a quoff at the same time, thereby splattering urine everywhere.

See fart, queef, queif, quief, queaf, vart, flatulence, dick, cock, quofe, quof

2.

To drink, particularly an alcoholic beverage

Fancy going t'pub and quoffing some ale?

3.

Hair, although short but somehow really big.

wow, that guy has a really nice quoff

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1.

Alternate spelling of quofe (also quoaf or quof).

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheterhas been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up letting a quoff at the same time, thereby splattering urine everywhere.

See fart, queef, queif, quief, queaf, vart, flatulence, dick, cock, quofe, quof

2.

To drink, particularly an alcoholic beverage

Fancy going t'pub and quoffing some ale?

3.

Hair, although short but somehow really big.

wow, that guy has a really nice quoff

See Ali


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