Quota Monkey

What is Quota Monkey?

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A highway cop mainly engaged in writing speeding tickets while more dangerous driving behaviors are ignored, due to either explicit or implicit quotas set for his continued employment; one who values ticket revenue over public safety.

In the time it took me to change the flat for the distraught young mother, I watched a team of QUOTA MONKEYS a quarter mile away stop three unfortunates who'd picked up an extra 5 or 10 mph coming off a steep hill.

See deputy, officer

1.

A highway cop mainly engaged in writing speeding tickets while more dangerous driving behaviors are ignored, due to either explicit or implicit quotas set for his continued employment; one who values ticket revenue over public safety.

In the time it took me to change the flat for the distraught young mother, I watched a team of QUOTA MONKEYS a quarter mile away stop three unfortunates who'd picked up an extra 5 or 10 mph coming off a steep hill.

See deputy, officer
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