What is Quumf?
1.
v. To sit in waiting, for example, outside a public library and sniff ladies bicycle seats immediately after their owner has dismounted and gone inside. Also to snudge.
Well, Smithy, if you must know, I was over quumfing at the pre-med conference.
2.
the art of saddle sniffing
oo aar oi loik to sit outside the pub and quumf
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1.
v. To sit in waiting, for example, outside a public library and sniff ladies bicycle seats immediately after their owner has dismounted and gone inside. Also to snudge.
Well, Smithy, if you must know, I was over quumfing at the pre-med conference.
2.
the art of saddle sniffing
oo aar oi loik to sit outside the pub and quumf
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