Rabbi

What is Rabbi?


1.

A nice guy that teaches me my Torah portion so I can have a big Bar Mitzvah party when I am 13. I like him but wow, my Rabbi also can be a real Scrooge too. He told us and my parents, that part was bad, that there was no Santa Claus. So, I wrote a letter to Yenta Claus instead. What ever you do, just don't tell him about Yenta Claus. Ya, being Jewish is cool and I like lighting candles, eating latkes and all. But what about the Toys? What about that? I am a good kid too and am sick of being told we don't get a Santa!

Whatever you do or say or think, just don't be a Scrooge tell Rabbi Ebenezer that Yenta Claus is coming to my house! Or I'll get really mad and marry a pretty Shiska when I grow up.

See scrooge, teacher, rebbe, torah, santa

2.

1) A trusted teacher/advisor/leader of a Jewish community. Most often, they are true intellects that do have good advice and insightful philosophies of the world.

2) The Arabic word for the season of Spring. Actually pronounced rabb-ee with a glottal stop at the end.

If a teacher's or doctor's advice doesn't seem to fill you with certainty, consult a rabbi.

Shamm Iniseem aw Eed al-rabbi', the Spring festival of Egypt, falls on the same day as the Christian Orthodox Easter every year.

See judaism, arabic, egypt, israel, conflict

3.

(noun) By metaphor from the Jewish religious role, an older, more powerful or higher-ranking person in the corporation where one works (but usually not in the chain of command) who can give good advice about office politics, and may be able to pull strings, remove heads, or otherwise provide protection from hostile forces.

"They tried to put me on the plank but I got on the horn to my rabbi and everything was fixed immediately."

See protector, fixer, macher, big brother

4.

jewish holy people...often confused with zz top

yo rabbi so fly yeah yeah yeah yeah

5.

someone who goes beyond the bounds of regular jew tightness with matters of money

Erock did not pay for his childs excursion, what a rabbi

See jew, dog act, god, moses, israel

6.

A Jewish holy-man, a wise man who teaches others about the ways of Judaism.

"Rabbis often serve as judges, for they are wise."

7.

a jewish teacher, a leader of a jewish community, can be either a man OR a woman, contrary to beliefs of crazy old charedi men in jerusalem

person a "I went and talked to my rabbi today"

person b " oy and what did he say?"

person a "that i shouldn't kvell so much"

person b "what a wise man"

1.

A nice guy that teaches me my Torah portion so I can have a big Bar Mitzvah party when I am 13. I like him but wow, my Rabbi also can be a real Scrooge too. He told us and my parents, that part was bad, that there was no Santa Claus. So, I wrote a letter to Yenta Claus instead. What ever you do, just don't tell him about Yenta Claus. Ya, being Jewish is cool and I like lighting candles, eating latkes and all. But what about the Toys? What about that? I am a good kid too and am sick of being told we don't get a Santa!

Whatever you do or say or think, just don't be a Scrooge tell Rabbi Ebenezer that Yenta Claus is coming to my house! Or I'll get really mad and marry a pretty Shiska when I grow up.

See scrooge, teacher, rebbe, torah, santa

2.

1) A trusted teacher/advisor/leader of a Jewish community. Most often, they are true intellects that do have good advice and insightful philosophies of the world.

2) The Arabic word for the season of Spring. Actually pronounced rabb-ee with a glottal stop at the end.

If a teacher's or doctor's advice doesn't seem to fill you with certainty, consult a rabbi.

Shamm Iniseem aw Eed al-rabbi', the Spring festival of Egypt, falls on the same day as the Christian Orthodox Easter every year.

See judaism, arabic, egypt, israel, conflict

3.

(noun) By metaphor from the Jewish religious role, an older, more powerful or higher-ranking person in the corporation where one works (but usually not in the chain of command) who can give good advice about office politics, and may be able to pull strings, remove heads, or otherwise provide protection from hostile forces.

"They tried to put me on the plank but I got on the horn to my rabbi and everything was fixed immediately."

See protector, fixer, macher, big brother

4.

jewish holy people...often confused with zz top

yo rabbi so fly yeah yeah yeah yeah

5.

someone who goes beyond the bounds of regular jew tightness with matters of money

Erock did not pay for his childs excursion, what a rabbi

See jew, dog act, god, moses, israel

6.

A Jewish holy-man, a wise man who teaches others about the ways of Judaism.

"Rabbis often serve as judges, for they are wise."

7.

a jewish teacher, a leader of a jewish community, can be either a man OR a woman, contrary to beliefs of crazy old charedi men in jerusalem

person a "I went and talked to my rabbi today"

person b " oy and what did he say?"

person a "that i shouldn't kvell so much"

person b "what a wise man"


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