What is Raccoon?
1.
The cutest animal on the planet!walkplanitgrade, is about 27-40 inches long, has 40 teeth, has about 5 adorable rings on it's tail, and it's famous "bandit" mask. Has opposable thumbs and can grasp objects, did I mention they are the cutest animals on the planet? They can live anwhere from forested areas, to your own back yard! Their scientific name is "Procyon Lotor"
Hey, look at that ultra cute raccoon!
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2.
A girl who puts on way too much eye makeup and therefore looks like a racoon. Also she exists only to make worse the lives of all around her by being extremely annoying and sucking at life. Also has the word coon in it, i dont know why tho.
Randee : "Hey guys pay attentions to me! I look like a raccoon!"
Delux : "BAD RACCOON! Stop picking in our trash can!"
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3.
A person that wears black eyeliner frequently
Person 1- Omfg shes a raccoon
Person 2- STFU
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4.
person from india,or with indian ancestry,this is more common say between french-americans,raccoon is a nickname given to indian people due to their more darker skin around their eyes,wish assimilate them to raccoons whom also have this characteristic
I went to 7eleven,and that fuckin raccoon tried to overcharge me for a 12 pack.
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When you are at a girl's house doing her from behind (in the pussy) and you stick your finger in her asshole, finish in her, and then pull your finger out and make two brown circles around her eyes. You then run out of her house and knock over her trash cans.
After that fugly cunt cheated on me I rocked a Raccoon on the ho.
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6.
A pussy or vagina.
BITCH! Bend over and show me that raccoon!
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7.
A Small woodland creature... opposable thumbs... very cute :)
Also, a raccoon is the only animal with a bone in it's boner.
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1.
The cutest animal on the planet!walkplanitgrade, is about 27-40 inches long, has 40 teeth, has about 5 adorable rings on it's tail, and it's famous "bandit" mask. Has opposable thumbs and can grasp objects, did I mention they are the cutest animals on the planet? They can live anwhere from forested areas, to your own back yard! Their scientific name is "Procyon Lotor"
Hey, look at that ultra cute raccoon!
See
2.
A girl who puts on way too much eye makeup and therefore looks like a racoon. Also she exists only to make worse the lives of all around her by being extremely annoying and sucking at life. Also has the word coon in it, i dont know why tho.
Randee : "Hey guys pay attentions to me! I look like a raccoon!"
Delux : "BAD RACCOON! Stop picking in our trash can!"
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3.
A person that wears black eyeliner frequently
Person 1- Omfg shes a raccoon
Person 2- STFU
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4.
person from india,or with indian ancestry,this is more common say between french-americans,raccoon is a nickname given to indian people due to their more darker skin around their eyes,wish assimilate them to raccoons whom also have this characteristic
I went to 7eleven,and that fuckin raccoon tried to overcharge me for a 12 pack.
See
5.
When you are at a girl's house doing her from behind (in the pussy) and you stick your finger in her asshole, finish in her, and then pull your finger out and make two brown circles around her eyes. You then run out of her house and knock over her trash cans.
After that fugly cunt cheated on me I rocked a Raccoon on the ho.
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6.
A pussy or vagina.
BITCH! Bend over and show me that raccoon!
See
7.
A Small woodland creature... opposable thumbs... very cute :)
Also, a raccoon is the only animal with a bone in it's boner.
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