Raccoon Sex

What is Raccoon Sex?


1.

When a man finishes copulating with a woman, he punches her in both eyes, thus giving her two black eyes, like a raccoon. Thereupon exiting her domicile, the man proceeds to knock over her trash receptacle.

Linda was quite embarrassed to find that she had been a victim of Tom's notorious "raccoon sex" routine, and clumsily picked up the Cheetos wrappers strewn across her kitchen floor.

See raccoon, sex, black, eye, trash

1.

When a man finishes copulating with a woman, he punches her in both eyes, thus giving her two black eyes, like a raccoon. Thereupon exiting her domicile, the man proceeds to knock over her trash receptacle.

Linda was quite embarrassed to find that she had been a victim of Tom's notorious "raccoon sex" routine, and clumsily picked up the Cheetos wrappers strewn across her kitchen floor.

See raccoon, sex, black, eye, trash


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