Racing His Mule

What is Racing His Mule?


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masturbate

John's wife walked into the bathroom and caught him racing his mule

See jerking off, choking the chicken, masturbate, slapping the salami, jerkin

1.

masturbate

John's wife walked into the bathroom and caught him racing his mule

See jerking off, choking the chicken, masturbate, slapping the salami, jerkin


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