What is Radford University?
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The University thats students will out drink and out party ANY school that wants to challenge. A University that gives the word BEAST a whole new meaning! The University that has a beautiful campus along with lovely ladies/gentlemen. The University that breathes for it's students...not it's football team!
The best school in VA....once you are here- you will never want to leave!
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The best school in the whole state of VA. UVA, VT, HSC, VCU, JMU, etc... NO ONE has shit on Radford. What other school has the nation's highest grossing 7-11 sales for alcohol? What school's 7-11 sells over $10K in one day? RADFORD. Thats who. This is THE school that will whoop anyones ass in a drinking contest. You want to have the kind of fun you've never experienced before? Come to Radford, we'll show you a damn good time.
You want an example of radford? this year at quadfest, a cop car was stolen, there was a riot between cops and students, we got on the news, every beer store in radford sold over $5,000 just on saturday.
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The best college on the east coast in terms of drinking, women, and anything else involving a good time! A college with a campus full of the most beautiful southern belles and guys who know style way before everyone else.
Hey dude, you want to go to JMU or UVA this weekend? No way man, I'm tired of associating myself with those dorks. Let's hit up Radford for an amazing time with the best girls the best parties ever!
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An excellent school in Virginia with a beautiful campus and excellent academics, also the party scene is gud out there
"Heyyy where are u going after graduation?"
"umm Radford University because of its excellent academics and party"
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A college where the students can't type more than a paragraph describing themselves b/c they know that no one will have the time, or motivation (do you know what that means?) to read it. This is mostly b/c they are to hung over from the previous tuesday night to do anything but think about how the he11 they got those hickeys and whether their crotch itch is normal or if they need to worry about it. Radford University...where the girls are pritty b/c they are dumb...and the boys are young, dumb and full of cum!!!
Radford University boy: *making out on the couch of some random frat house on light side* Hey baby, u wanna...
Radford girl: *intrupts* do you have the condom or do we need to go..oh nevermind, i have 3 in my pocket...which kind do you want?
Radford boy: well i was going to ask if you wanted to go to joe's b/c i was hungry...but that is even better!
Radford girl: well we could do it then go to joes!!!
Radford boy: marry me?
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A "University" in Radford, VA. The school that used to be famous for it's parties, but now is just a place you visit to get a hand job. On the application where it says to list your eduction most students write "Hooked on Fonics." It is the school where rich kids go when they couldnt get into any other school in virginia because they were too busy slipping girls roofies. All the students who go to school here have mommys and daddys who buy them range rovers, but apparently refuse to buy them some decent clothes. With the highest STD rate you can get an ear infection just from callin one of them.
Guy 1: so where u lookin at goin to college?
Guy 2: i dont think i'll get in anywhere but radford university...yanno my mom went there
Guy 1: ino i couldve been your daddy, but the guy behind me had correct change
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The school where you go in Virginia if you didnt get into any other school, still have a pulse, and dont mind living in a shithole town. This school gets overshadowed by a school down the road called Virginia Tech whose superior education and sports programs make Radford seem like a wasteland. Also a good place to acquire cocaine.
Damn, I didnt get into Virginia Tech, JMU, UVA, George Mason, CNU, VCU, ect... I guess I'll go to Radford University.
Also synonymous with Shit, e.g, I just took a massive bloody Radford University, I better give a courtesy flush before I whipe.
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1.
The University thats students will out drink and out party ANY school that wants to challenge. A University that gives the word BEAST a whole new meaning! The University that has a beautiful campus along with lovely ladies/gentlemen. The University that breathes for it's students...not it's football team!
The best school in VA....once you are here- you will never want to leave!
2.
The best school in the whole state of VA. UVA, VT, HSC, VCU, JMU, etc... NO ONE has shit on Radford. What other school has the nation's highest grossing 7-11 sales for alcohol? What school's 7-11 sells over $10K in one day? RADFORD. Thats who. This is THE school that will whoop anyones ass in a drinking contest. You want to have the kind of fun you've never experienced before? Come to Radford, we'll show you a damn good time.
You want an example of radford? this year at quadfest, a cop car was stolen, there was a riot between cops and students, we got on the news, every beer store in radford sold over $5,000 just on saturday.
3.
The best college on the east coast in terms of drinking, women, and anything else involving a good time! A college with a campus full of the most beautiful southern belles and guys who know style way before everyone else.
Hey dude, you want to go to JMU or UVA this weekend? No way man, I'm tired of associating myself with those dorks. Let's hit up Radford for an amazing time with the best girls the best parties ever!
4.
An excellent school in Virginia with a beautiful campus and excellent academics, also the party scene is gud out there
"Heyyy where are u going after graduation?"
"umm Radford University because of its excellent academics and party"
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A college where the students can't type more than a paragraph describing themselves b/c they know that no one will have the time, or motivation (do you know what that means?) to read it. This is mostly b/c they are to hung over from the previous tuesday night to do anything but think about how the he11 they got those hickeys and whether their crotch itch is normal or if they need to worry about it. Radford University...where the girls are pritty b/c they are dumb...and the boys are young, dumb and full of cum!!!
Radford University boy: *making out on the couch of some random frat house on light side* Hey baby, u wanna...
Radford girl: *intrupts* do you have the condom or do we need to go..oh nevermind, i have 3 in my pocket...which kind do you want?
Radford boy: well i was going to ask if you wanted to go to joe's b/c i was hungry...but that is even better!
Radford girl: well we could do it then go to joes!!!
Radford boy: marry me?
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6.
A "University" in Radford, VA. The school that used to be famous for it's parties, but now is just a place you visit to get a hand job. On the application where it says to list your eduction most students write "Hooked on Fonics." It is the school where rich kids go when they couldnt get into any other school in virginia because they were too busy slipping girls roofies. All the students who go to school here have mommys and daddys who buy them range rovers, but apparently refuse to buy them some decent clothes. With the highest STD rate you can get an ear infection just from callin one of them.
Guy 1: so where u lookin at goin to college?
Guy 2: i dont think i'll get in anywhere but radford university...yanno my mom went there
Guy 1: ino i couldve been your daddy, but the guy behind me had correct change
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The school where you go in Virginia if you didnt get into any other school, still have a pulse, and dont mind living in a shithole town. This school gets overshadowed by a school down the road called Virginia Tech whose superior education and sports programs make Radford seem like a wasteland. Also a good place to acquire cocaine.
Damn, I didnt get into Virginia Tech, JMU, UVA, George Mason, CNU, VCU, ect... I guess I'll go to Radford University.
Also synonymous with Shit, e.g, I just took a massive bloody Radford University, I better give a courtesy flush before I whipe.
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