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Pink eye of the throat.
While Bill was sleeping, Jake farted in his mouth and now Bill has pink throat.
See pinkeye, fart, dutch oven,..
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What you say to a stupid jock when he takes your girlfriend out to dinner.
From Pure Pwnage 9: The Story Of Dave
Jock: you remind me o..
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Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.
Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?
Me: Hell, ..