Ragan

What is Ragan?


1.

Someone who...

1. has 7 boyfriends at once.

2. Never shuts up about those boyfriends.

3. Is skinny, but has HUGE BOOBS

4. Is brunette, but should be blonde.

1. Me: "5...6...7. jesus. how many boyfriends can you get?"

A Ragan: "AS MANY AS I WANT LULZ."

2. "and like he was so sweet to me! oh and then the other one...(etc)"

3. "i weigh 109, BUT MY BOOBS MAKE UP MOST OF MY WEIGHT!"

4. "Is it cold in Alaska?"

See ragan, boobs, whore, boyfriend, seven

1.

Someone who...

1. has 7 boyfriends at once.

2. Never shuts up about those boyfriends.

3. Is skinny, but has HUGE BOOBS

4. Is brunette, but should be blonde.

1. Me: "5...6...7. jesus. how many boyfriends can you get?"

A Ragan: "AS MANY AS I WANT LULZ."

2. "and like he was so sweet to me! oh and then the other one...(etc)"

3. "i weigh 109, BUT MY BOOBS MAKE UP MOST OF MY WEIGHT!"

4. "Is it cold in Alaska?"

See ragan, boobs, whore, boyfriend, seven


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