Rage Paralysis

What is Rage Paralysis?


1.

(reyj-puh-ral-uh-sis)

-noun

Pathology.

A deprival or lessening of willful movement in the entire

body; caused by the mind becoming so infuriated that it

must disconnect itself from the rest of the individual in

order to prevent an instance of homicide, or property

damage.

Note: usually occurs in sensible people who consciously

or subconsciously don't want to go to jail.

Today my landlord changed locks to my apartment because

I was a day late on the rent. When I called to tell him

he couldn't kick me out because my stuff was still

inside he said, "tough shit", and hung up. I was so pissed

I couldn't move (rage paralysis).

See rage, paralysis, stay, out, of, jail

1.

(reyj-puh-ral-uh-sis)

-noun

Pathology.

A deprival or lessening of willful movement in the entire

body; caused by the mind becoming so infuriated that it

must disconnect itself from the rest of the individual in

order to prevent an instance of homicide, or property

damage.

Note: usually occurs in sensible people who consciously

or subconsciously don't want to go to jail.

Today my landlord changed locks to my apartment because

I was a day late on the rent. When I called to tell him

he couldn't kick me out because my stuff was still

inside he said, "tough shit", and hung up. I was so pissed

I couldn't move (rage paralysis).

See rage, paralysis, stay, out, of, jail


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