What is Raiders?
1.
1. A football team from Oakland that moved to LA, and then back to Oakland...no one seemed to notice.
2. Raider's fans will dress up insanely weird and a little creepy, despite how much their team sucks. I gotta give em loyalty.
Person 1 - Wow look at that Raiderfan's outfit, crazy.
Person 2 - Yeah, too bad he looks like an idiot, they lost 52-3.
2.
The ultimate bandwagon team. Most of the time the fans don't know shit about the team, but like to wear their jerseys because it's black.
Raider Fan: Watch out dog! Raiders are going all the way now that they have Moss to pass the ball to Janikowski.
Me: You're a fucking idiot.
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3.
The team that everyone says they hate, but really they all wish they were apart of the Black Hole on Sunday.
49er Fan: I'm going to talk shit about the Raiders on the internet since i don't have the balls to go up to a Raider fan and tell them to their face.
4.
A shitty football team from a town from the East Bay that used to rock in the 60's, 70's and early 80's, but hasn't won shit in over 20 years. Run by a wrinkled old beeatch named Al Davis, AKA Alholio.
The Raiders got their ass whooped.
5.
An NFL team and fashion phenomenon from Oakland, California (a real dump of a town by the way, it is inhabited mostly by people who moved there from Stockton to "make it" and will be moving back to Stockton again in a few months or so). This team is more famous for it's merchandise and logo than for its skill on the football field. While there are a lot of die hard, psychotic fans with fetishes for spikes and chain mail who are very in touch with the team and the sport, the average person you see wearing Raider gear hasn't the first clue about football, the team, or the spirit of the Raider nation.
1: Gangbangers wear Raider shit all the time, usually in a fully coordinated outfit with a $20 Reebok hat (too bad they wear it so low over their eyes that they can't see that their team sucks), a $300 dollar Reebok jersey, a $200 dollar Reebok jacket, and a $40 pair of Reebok swetpants (Yeah, I said it, a 40 dollar pair of SWEATPANTS! These are the same people who will bitch about how the man is keeping them down and they can't get a break in life and get "dey papuh tuhgevuh"). Ask them who the starting quarterback is, and they'll tell you "Man, I'on't know dat shit, biotch!"
2: Yuppie pukes all over California put this gruesome shit all over their their top dolar rides. Cadillac SUVs have 2 foot magnetic logos on all the doors, a flag on the antenna, a banner across the top of the front windshield, and a decal that spreads over most of the back windshield(it's too bad they can't see through all this merchandise to know their team sucks). Ask them who the quarterback is and they'll tell you "Ya' know, I really haven't had much time to keep up with the team this year, the company is going through a lot of changes..." which roughly translates into "Man, I'on't know dat shit, biotch!"
6.
Oakland Raiders. Odds are that a Raiders fan will either be a mexican cholo, a WT (white trash), or a parolee. Raiders fans need to don their bizarre B-movie, science-fiction-like costumes in order to validate their pathetic, minimum-wage earning existence.
Good thing those scumbags left Los Angeles.
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7.
A team with fans who started liking the Raiders just because they had nice uniforms.
Thanks to Joe, Steve, Jerry, and Ronnie. Fuck the Raiders.
49ers Super Bowl wins: 5
Raiders Super Bowl wins: 3
HA, bitches. And don't think you'll ever win again while old grandpa Al is still around. You'll come close again someday, but you'll never get it again as long as that old Hitler-worshipper is in control.
1.
1. A football team from Oakland that moved to LA, and then back to Oakland...no one seemed to notice.
2. Raider's fans will dress up insanely weird and a little creepy, despite how much their team sucks. I gotta give em loyalty.
Person 1 - Wow look at that Raiderfan's outfit, crazy.
Person 2 - Yeah, too bad he looks like an idiot, they lost 52-3.
2.
The ultimate bandwagon team. Most of the time the fans don't know shit about the team, but like to wear their jerseys because it's black.
Raider Fan: Watch out dog! Raiders are going all the way now that they have Moss to pass the ball to Janikowski.
Me: You're a fucking idiot.
See
3.
The team that everyone says they hate, but really they all wish they were apart of the Black Hole on Sunday.
49er Fan: I'm going to talk shit about the Raiders on the internet since i don't have the balls to go up to a Raider fan and tell them to their face.
4.
A shitty football team from a town from the East Bay that used to rock in the 60's, 70's and early 80's, but hasn't won shit in over 20 years. Run by a wrinkled old beeatch named Al Davis, AKA Alholio.
The Raiders got their ass whooped.
5.
An NFL team and fashion phenomenon from Oakland, California (a real dump of a town by the way, it is inhabited mostly by people who moved there from Stockton to "make it" and will be moving back to Stockton again in a few months or so). This team is more famous for it's merchandise and logo than for its skill on the football field. While there are a lot of die hard, psychotic fans with fetishes for spikes and chain mail who are very in touch with the team and the sport, the average person you see wearing Raider gear hasn't the first clue about football, the team, or the spirit of the Raider nation.
1: Gangbangers wear Raider shit all the time, usually in a fully coordinated outfit with a $20 Reebok hat (too bad they wear it so low over their eyes that they can't see that their team sucks), a $300 dollar Reebok jersey, a $200 dollar Reebok jacket, and a $40 pair of Reebok swetpants (Yeah, I said it, a 40 dollar pair of SWEATPANTS! These are the same people who will bitch about how the man is keeping them down and they can't get a break in life and get "dey papuh tuhgevuh"). Ask them who the starting quarterback is, and they'll tell you "Man, I'on't know dat shit, biotch!"
2: Yuppie pukes all over California put this gruesome shit all over their their top dolar rides. Cadillac SUVs have 2 foot magnetic logos on all the doors, a flag on the antenna, a banner across the top of the front windshield, and a decal that spreads over most of the back windshield(it's too bad they can't see through all this merchandise to know their team sucks). Ask them who the quarterback is and they'll tell you "Ya' know, I really haven't had much time to keep up with the team this year, the company is going through a lot of changes..." which roughly translates into "Man, I'on't know dat shit, biotch!"
6.
Oakland Raiders. Odds are that a Raiders fan will either be a mexican cholo, a WT (white trash), or a parolee. Raiders fans need to don their bizarre B-movie, science-fiction-like costumes in order to validate their pathetic, minimum-wage earning existence.
Good thing those scumbags left Los Angeles.
See
7.
A team with fans who started liking the Raiders just because they had nice uniforms.
Thanks to Joe, Steve, Jerry, and Ronnie. Fuck the Raiders.
49ers Super Bowl wins: 5
Raiders Super Bowl wins: 3
HA, bitches. And don't think you'll ever win again while old grandpa Al is still around. You'll come close again someday, but you'll never get it again as long as that old Hitler-worshipper is in control.
