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A salty penis or phallic expression.
After rushing to zip my fly when my mother walked in on me masturbating to Bea Arthur's bulbo..
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A colloquial term used to describe a rare human subspecies found only in the Midlands, whose chief characteristics are severe genital de..
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It will get better
"Oh man, I just fucked up my car" "Eh, it'll buff."..
