Rake Yohn

What is Rake Yohn?


1.

Friend of Bam Margeraand member of the CKYcrew from West Chester, PA. Known for his long hair and bad teeth. Works as a chemist.

Rake Yohn is the guy on the cover of CKY2K.

2.

Rake hates mustard, and sometimes Bam Margera.

Rake hates mustard, period blood and Bam Margera

3.

Hulking human hairball.

Rake: Woo woo

See veep

4.

Crazy guy with long hair. loves woodeewooing

Rake has a huge tattoo of the word FUCKon his side

5.

What a rake does when it is tired.

The rake yawned after spending the night without sleeping.

See slangdefine.org

6.

A religious cult founded in 1999 by (described as self-proclaimed by some) philosopher Rake Yohn. Monthly rituals for the followers of this cult include the burning of mustard, the mixing of various chemicals, and the bizzare practice of "antiquing", in which members throw raw flour at each other. Consequently, the FBI has declared the Followers of Rake Yohn cult to be a potential threat to National Security, though there have been no charges filed to date.

"Authorities have announced that they are keeping a close eye on The Followers of Rake Yohn cult."

-CNN.com, February 10, 2004

7.

Got the shit beat out of him by Ellis in the record store, chased Bam on a bike, and got run over by a taxi that Dunn was riding in.

Rake Yohn is indestructible, motherfuckers

See Gumba Gumba

1.

Friend of Bam Margeraand member of the CKYcrew from West Chester, PA. Known for his long hair and bad teeth. Works as a chemist.

Rake Yohn is the guy on the cover of CKY2K.

2.

Rake hates mustard, and sometimes Bam Margera.

Rake hates mustard, period blood and Bam Margera

3.

Hulking human hairball.

Rake: Woo woo

See veep

4.

Crazy guy with long hair. loves woodeewooing

Rake has a huge tattoo of the word FUCKon his side

5.

What a rake does when it is tired.

The rake yawned after spending the night without sleeping.

See slangdefine.org

6.

A religious cult founded in 1999 by (described as self-proclaimed by some) philosopher Rake Yohn. Monthly rituals for the followers of this cult include the burning of mustard, the mixing of various chemicals, and the bizzare practice of "antiquing", in which members throw raw flour at each other. Consequently, the FBI has declared the Followers of Rake Yohn cult to be a potential threat to National Security, though there have been no charges filed to date.

"Authorities have announced that they are keeping a close eye on The Followers of Rake Yohn cult."

-CNN.com, February 10, 2004

7.

Got the shit beat out of him by Ellis in the record store, chased Bam on a bike, and got run over by a taxi that Dunn was riding in.

Rake Yohn is indestructible, motherfuckers

See Gumba Gumba


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