Ralph

What is Ralph?


1.

v. To throw up; lurch

Watching the professional eater on The Daily Show tonight made me want to ralph!

See The Grammar Nazi

2.

vomit, puke, pray at the procelain throne

it was the lobster bisque, heavy with sweet cream and brandy. I ralphed for seventeen minutes straight, surrendered to the God of kaopectate, too

3.

to barf.

only certain people can pull off saying "ralph"

"dude, i just went on the roller coaster and now i'm about to ralph."

"I saw Ben and I almost ralphed."

4.

foolish; idiotic; retarded or incapable of acting appropriately.

"i used to be good friends with him, but now i just think he's totally ralph."

See retarded, stupid, idiotic, moronic, dumb

5.

1.To make love while eating tropical fruite mostly consisting of pineapple, papaya, or coconuts.

2.A homosexual act towards the same gender using a fruit (mostly tropical) as a prop.

Yo dude I ralphed so much last night

Yea? With?

Everyone that I came into contact with!

See ralph, gay, homosexual, fruit, tropical, ralphed

6.

To go a step too far.

To overdo something.

To make a humiliating mess of things

I just made a Ralph by knocking over a glass of beer

See mess, funny

7.

To turn right. Used with Lewy and Dave; Right; Left; and Straight ahead. Named for David Ralph Lewis who in the mid 60's in Duluth Minnesota stole many cars for joyriding and to see how many times he could roll the cars. A pure manic who died of cancer at 27 years. Since then "Hang a Ralph", "Hang a Lewy" or "do a David" have entered the popular lexicon.

Hang a Ralph.

See right, left, straight, turn, directions

1.

v. To throw up; lurch

Watching the professional eater on The Daily Show tonight made me want to ralph!

See The Grammar Nazi

2.

vomit, puke, pray at the procelain throne

it was the lobster bisque, heavy with sweet cream and brandy. I ralphed for seventeen minutes straight, surrendered to the God of kaopectate, too

3.

to barf.

only certain people can pull off saying "ralph"

"dude, i just went on the roller coaster and now i'm about to ralph."

"I saw Ben and I almost ralphed."

4.

foolish; idiotic; retarded or incapable of acting appropriately.

"i used to be good friends with him, but now i just think he's totally ralph."

See retarded, stupid, idiotic, moronic, dumb

5.

1.To make love while eating tropical fruite mostly consisting of pineapple, papaya, or coconuts.

2.A homosexual act towards the same gender using a fruit (mostly tropical) as a prop.

Yo dude I ralphed so much last night

Yea? With?

Everyone that I came into contact with!

See ralph, gay, homosexual, fruit, tropical, ralphed

6.

To go a step too far.

To overdo something.

To make a humiliating mess of things

I just made a Ralph by knocking over a glass of beer

See mess, funny

7.

To turn right. Used with Lewy and Dave; Right; Left; and Straight ahead. Named for David Ralph Lewis who in the mid 60's in Duluth Minnesota stole many cars for joyriding and to see how many times he could roll the cars. A pure manic who died of cancer at 27 years. Since then "Hang a Ralph", "Hang a Lewy" or "do a David" have entered the popular lexicon.

Hang a Ralph.

See right, left, straight, turn, directions


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