Raltney

What is Raltney?


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A raltney is a hard-on so intense, it uses up all the excess skin in your body and you are no longer able to blink your eyes. It is worth it. All you women out there, I am sorry -- I cannot vouch for what it will do to you. I hope it is as enjoyable.

The reason I'm holding this t-shirt here is because I am trying to hide my raging raltney.

See hard-on, woody, erection, morningwood, stiffy

1.

A raltney is a hard-on so intense, it uses up all the excess skin in your body and you are no longer able to blink your eyes. It is worth it. All you women out there, I am sorry -- I cannot vouch for what it will do to you. I hope it is as enjoyable.

The reason I'm holding this t-shirt here is because I am trying to hide my raging raltney.

See hard-on, woody, erection, morningwood, stiffy


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