Ranch Crotch

What is Ranch Crotch?


1.

To spill ranch on your crotch.

I just ate this burger and WHOOPS! I have a ranch crotch now.

See ranch, burger, crotch, garlic

2.

what happens when you get over-zealous with condiments causing you to drop them in your lap.

"After my bottomless fries at Red Robin I had a bad case of ranch crotch."

See clumsy, klutz, sauce, saucy, red robin, fries

1.

To spill ranch on your crotch.

I just ate this burger and WHOOPS! I have a ranch crotch now.

See ranch, burger, crotch, garlic

2.

what happens when you get over-zealous with condiments causing you to drop them in your lap.

"After my bottomless fries at Red Robin I had a bad case of ranch crotch."

See clumsy, klutz, sauce, saucy, red robin, fries


50

Random Words:

1. When a jackass pulls an asinine move. the very act of his arrival, after having allienated everyone, was just jackanine. See jackass, ..
1. The opposite of closed minded. Taking in any new information as the truth, without any objective analysis whatsoever. Contrary to popul..
1. A phrase that replaces "you show her/it/them". "I know you can take down that midget, you ice dat pony!"..