Ranch Crotch

What is Ranch Crotch?


1.

To spill ranch on your crotch.

I just ate this burger and WHOOPS! I have a ranch crotch now.

See ranch, burger, crotch, garlic

2.

what happens when you get over-zealous with condiments causing you to drop them in your lap.

"After my bottomless fries at Red Robin I had a bad case of ranch crotch."

See clumsy, klutz, sauce, saucy, red robin, fries

1.

To spill ranch on your crotch.

I just ate this burger and WHOOPS! I have a ranch crotch now.

See ranch, burger, crotch, garlic

2.

what happens when you get over-zealous with condiments causing you to drop them in your lap.

"After my bottomless fries at Red Robin I had a bad case of ranch crotch."

See clumsy, klutz, sauce, saucy, red robin, fries


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