What is Ranch?
1.
Verb: To shoot a hot creamy load onto your partner's bung hole, and then toss the salad.
Wow, That freak Tony Ranched his girlfriend's mom. I'm gonna be sick!
2.
The drug spot in your neighborhood where the junkies line up to get their fix, called so because these fuckin' junkies look and at like cattle
Them mutha fuckas making made papes at the ranch
3.
To vomit.
I take no responsibility for this one. We had a 16 year old work-experience kid with us last week who was grossed out by an abscess. He disappeared out the back saying:
"I've gotta get some fresh air, I feel like I'm gonna ranch everywhere"
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4.
(adj)describing someone, sth, or some action that is very country, with a beautiful ranch scene as its background.
that shirt is so ranch.
that comment really made you sound ranch.
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5.
Wanting to have sex with a person. Meant to be said aloud...so that the woman knows.
Jon: Hey, did you see that chick over there?
Stan: Yea man, I'd take it to the ranch.
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6.
(1) to have had intercourse with someone
(2) to have done sometihng with force
(3) to work on a farm
(1) She was pretty hot but I didn'r get to ranch her
(2) The newspaper machine was broken so I ranched the door and got my damn paper out.
(3) I worked hard on the ranch
ALT: Variations of Ranch...
Ranchy (get ranchy)
Ranched (past tense)
Rancher (one who does the ranching)
7.
To smoke weed, used instead of smoking weed so your hockey coach doesn't know what you're talking about
"yoo, I just picked up a fat sack, lets go ranch"
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1.
Verb: To shoot a hot creamy load onto your partner's bung hole, and then toss the salad.
Wow, That freak Tony Ranched his girlfriend's mom. I'm gonna be sick!
2.
The drug spot in your neighborhood where the junkies line up to get their fix, called so because these fuckin' junkies look and at like cattle
Them mutha fuckas making made papes at the ranch
3.
To vomit.
I take no responsibility for this one. We had a 16 year old work-experience kid with us last week who was grossed out by an abscess. He disappeared out the back saying:
"I've gotta get some fresh air, I feel like I'm gonna ranch everywhere"
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4.
(adj)describing someone, sth, or some action that is very country, with a beautiful ranch scene as its background.
that shirt is so ranch.
that comment really made you sound ranch.
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5.
Wanting to have sex with a person. Meant to be said aloud...so that the woman knows.
Jon: Hey, did you see that chick over there?
Stan: Yea man, I'd take it to the ranch.
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6.
(1) to have had intercourse with someone
(2) to have done sometihng with force
(3) to work on a farm
(1) She was pretty hot but I didn'r get to ranch her
(2) The newspaper machine was broken so I ranched the door and got my damn paper out.
(3) I worked hard on the ranch
ALT: Variations of Ranch...
Ranchy (get ranchy)
Ranched (past tense)
Rancher (one who does the ranching)
7.
To smoke weed, used instead of smoking weed so your hockey coach doesn't know what you're talking about
"yoo, I just picked up a fat sack, lets go ranch"
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