What is Ranch Mcpounder?
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When 2 people engage in anal sex, but before doing so, the giver grabs a bottle of ranch and pours it into the receiver's anus. After pouring it in, the giver pounds his penis in the receiver's anus thus creating the Ranch McPounder.
I invited Judy over this weekend and surprised her with a Ranch McPounder!
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A sexual move in which one partner takes a bottle of ranch and squeezes the ranch into the other partners anal orifice. They then proceed by giving the partner anal sex thus creating a sound of ranch being internally "pounded". You can also add cheese to this tasty delight. Therefore creating the Ranch McPounder with Cheese.
"After she gave me a rusty trombone i then bent her over and gave her a Ranch McPounder."
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1.
When 2 people engage in anal sex, but before doing so, the giver grabs a bottle of ranch and pours it into the receiver's anus. After pouring it in, the giver pounds his penis in the receiver's anus thus creating the Ranch McPounder.
I invited Judy over this weekend and surprised her with a Ranch McPounder!
See
2.
A sexual move in which one partner takes a bottle of ranch and squeezes the ranch into the other partners anal orifice. They then proceed by giving the partner anal sex thus creating a sound of ranch being internally "pounded". You can also add cheese to this tasty delight. Therefore creating the Ranch McPounder with Cheese.
"After she gave me a rusty trombone i then bent her over and gave her a Ranch McPounder."
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