Random Jerk Theory

What is Random Jerk Theory?


1.

Refers to the unpredictable, yet constant, verbal references to the phallus in a conversation between two males. (Derives from the "Random Walk Theory" of economics)

"Jerk me off!" "Time for a circle-jerk!" "Masturbate me, why don't you?" "Sounds like a reach-around to me!" "My dick's bigger than yours." "I'm getting rammed by this (i.e. exam, IRS, alimony/child-support, etc.) today."

1.

Refers to the unpredictable, yet constant, verbal references to the phallus in a conversation between two males. (Derives from the "Random Walk Theory" of economics)

"Jerk me off!" "Time for a circle-jerk!" "Masturbate me, why don't you?" "Sounds like a reach-around to me!" "My dick's bigger than yours." "I'm getting rammed by this (i.e. exam, IRS, alimony/child-support, etc.) today."


38

Random Words:

1. when you are talking to some one your friends will say that to you. If you like someone or no Are you feelin him? See Courtney..
1. Noona is when you decide to slope off for some lunchtime nookie. It is only at lunchtime between the hours of 12-2pm. It can be with som..
1. Hairy Butt Ugly But Fast, an endearing term for the Kawasaki Vulcan 750 motorcycle. That Vulcan left everyone in the dust, it's HB..