What is Randomness?
1.
any old bunch of crap that is thrown in together.
The froogle search showed a cat's hair mop that my bitch of an aunt refused to eat because her kitten's doctor had advised her against watching the new video by the old age hooligans. the Pharoas of egypt have taken their mobile phones and are now trying to felch a metaphysical representation of julius ceasar. the plaides have come down in the form of angels who aim to supplement the inorganic growth of tea pods because 1337 people have extended the antenna for maximum reception. The bottle is made biger by the magnifying glass or so one would think if the 14 presidents of the USA were real people. Fast track my mind into the vortex of immeasureable humanity so that the profane expressions of a rabid pundit can be tolerated by the mad goose that sits and chatters about the greater influences of butterflies on the phooning snow leopards of the sahara. A sting in the bing is a cool aria soundtrack where the jet planes all crashed into the mounds of the seven dead kings. I am drinking some whater now and if this goes on any longer you will get fucking irritated. frooling brooling grogs fet comb muck chigga wigga niche hournalism jet got goat froom pas quibejivemenns jsjjgoo sdoifjoidhfogi sdnfduoifhguoisdjfgj sdf sjkfidshfosjfdoiasfsdf coksllsjjsk cocksuckers.
2.
1)the act of being so random and weird, that people find you hard to follow.
2)switching subjects so fast that you confuse many people
~Often random people have the attention span of a flea.~
Hey, I was atching the-and hey, that reminds me, did you know that monkeys can't touch their toes? so, anyway-oh, and neither can cats...haha, so, oh yeah, over the weekend I went to this place, and they served FREE COOKIES! and so the, yeah, and we have gym today. **bell rings**
Muaaaaah!!! Pizza time!!! **runs to get pizza
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so anyway...oooh! shiny object!
3.
Complete unexpected wank that makes little sense
The cat sat on the mat
That Tree is Crazy
I'm a dog like phantom with 3 hairs on my head who likes bananas
Wheres my total guitar steve mags
4.
something that is rather random, hence the term randomness being used. this 'something' is usually un-expected, or doesn't happen on a regular basis.
"this book is full of randomness"
5.
The artskill of being so utterley random it
1)confuses people
2)impresses them
3)makes them feel weak compared to your powers of randomness
also used as a general term for anything you dislike
"did you know there was a museum for coathangers and that they sell coathanger shaped cheese and soap.
so i went to sainsburys and bought a cauliflower and then posted it to you"!!!
or
aagh my parents are such randomness,
your randomness makes me so horny
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6.
The act of being random.
Typically used by teenage girls who are inept of a regular social interaction. This idea of "humor" is commonly seen on the internet, such as MySpace or various forums.
The varying enactments of randomness in public places include shouting out non-sequiturs, such as "I'm a duck!" or "Magic unicorn hyperforce team of love!" and uttering them among their friends.
The performer of such verbal botchery often takes pride in their socially awkward achievements, for they have recreated an "original" type of humor that they find delightfully esoteric and fresh. Or they could just like bugging or dissuading people.
Person #1: Oh, hi! I'm Person #1! Nice to meet you! I like pink pinguins and twinkes! Teehee! Sorry, I'm random! Randomness!
Person #2: Heh. That's nice. Bye.
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7.
something weird or unexpecting happens; an event that occurs completely out of the blue
Wario ware inc. games should be the definition of randomness.
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1.
any old bunch of crap that is thrown in together.
The froogle search showed a cat's hair mop that my bitch of an aunt refused to eat because her kitten's doctor had advised her against watching the new video by the old age hooligans. the Pharoas of egypt have taken their mobile phones and are now trying to felch a metaphysical representation of julius ceasar. the plaides have come down in the form of angels who aim to supplement the inorganic growth of tea pods because 1337 people have extended the antenna for maximum reception. The bottle is made biger by the magnifying glass or so one would think if the 14 presidents of the USA were real people. Fast track my mind into the vortex of immeasureable humanity so that the profane expressions of a rabid pundit can be tolerated by the mad goose that sits and chatters about the greater influences of butterflies on the phooning snow leopards of the sahara. A sting in the bing is a cool aria soundtrack where the jet planes all crashed into the mounds of the seven dead kings. I am drinking some whater now and if this goes on any longer you will get fucking irritated. frooling brooling grogs fet comb muck chigga wigga niche hournalism jet got goat froom pas quibejivemenns jsjjgoo sdoifjoidhfogi sdnfduoifhguoisdjfgj sdf sjkfidshfosjfdoiasfsdf coksllsjjsk cocksuckers.
2.
1)the act of being so random and weird, that people find you hard to follow.
2)switching subjects so fast that you confuse many people
~Often random people have the attention span of a flea.~
Hey, I was atching the-and hey, that reminds me, did you know that monkeys can't touch their toes? so, anyway-oh, and neither can cats...haha, so, oh yeah, over the weekend I went to this place, and they served FREE COOKIES! and so the, yeah, and we have gym today. **bell rings**
Muaaaaah!!! Pizza time!!! **runs to get pizza
*
*
*
*
so anyway...oooh! shiny object!
3.
Complete unexpected wank that makes little sense
The cat sat on the mat
That Tree is Crazy
I'm a dog like phantom with 3 hairs on my head who likes bananas
Wheres my total guitar steve mags
4.
something that is rather random, hence the term randomness being used. this 'something' is usually un-expected, or doesn't happen on a regular basis.
"this book is full of randomness"
5.
The artskill of being so utterley random it
1)confuses people
2)impresses them
3)makes them feel weak compared to your powers of randomness
also used as a general term for anything you dislike
"did you know there was a museum for coathangers and that they sell coathanger shaped cheese and soap.
so i went to sainsburys and bought a cauliflower and then posted it to you"!!!
or
aagh my parents are such randomness,
your randomness makes me so horny
See
6.
The act of being random.
Typically used by teenage girls who are inept of a regular social interaction. This idea of "humor" is commonly seen on the internet, such as MySpace or various forums.
The varying enactments of randomness in public places include shouting out non-sequiturs, such as "I'm a duck!" or "Magic unicorn hyperforce team of love!" and uttering them among their friends.
The performer of such verbal botchery often takes pride in their socially awkward achievements, for they have recreated an "original" type of humor that they find delightfully esoteric and fresh. Or they could just like bugging or dissuading people.
Person #1: Oh, hi! I'm Person #1! Nice to meet you! I like pink pinguins and twinkes! Teehee! Sorry, I'm random! Randomness!
Person #2: Heh. That's nice. Bye.
See
7.
something weird or unexpecting happens; an event that occurs completely out of the blue
Wario ware inc. games should be the definition of randomness.
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