What is Randy Agadi?
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General H. Randall Agadi III is a Sephardic Jew, whose main interest is service to G-d and Judaism. He is a senior national authority on the thirteenth, President Millard Fillmore. Although he is passionatly dedicated to Ashki-bashing and the destruction of Canada it is sinat hinam (gratuitous hatred), which is strictly forbidden. He is an all time lover of dork hunting (especially the North American spotted-tail dork), lamenting the cancellation of 'Parker Lewis Can't Lose' and conspiring to take over the world while simultaneously converting everyone into Sephardim. He fantasizes about lascivious encounters with the right-wing goddess Ann Coulter and torturing Falun Gong members. Most of all he decicated to the task of FREEING POLLARD NOW!!!
General Randy Agadi is the Chief Executive Pimp Officer of The Tznius Stable® (NYC's premier Kosher Cat House)and the yetzer hara coach to the stars (his main clientele are Chabadniks), an illegal arms dealer, sidewalk apothecary, wholesaler of widgets, snake oil salesman, and licensed Mitzvah Tank commander.
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General H. Randall Agadi III is a Sephardic Jew, whose main interest is service to G-d and Judaism. He is a senior national authority on the thirteenth, President Millard Fillmore. Although he is passionatly dedicated to Ashki-bashing and the destruction of Canada it is sinat hinam (gratuitous hatred), which is strictly forbidden. He is an all time lover of dork hunting (especially the North American spotted-tail dork), lamenting the cancellation of 'Parker Lewis Can't Lose' and conspiring to take over the world while simultaneously converting everyone into Sephardim. He fantasizes about lascivious encounters with the right-wing goddess Ann Coulter and torturing Falun Gong members. Most of all he decicated to the task of FREEING POLLARD NOW!!!
General Randy Agadi is the Chief Executive Pimp Officer of The Tznius Stable® (NYC's premier Kosher Cat House)and the yetzer hara coach to the stars (his main clientele are Chabadniks), an illegal arms dealer, sidewalk apothecary, wholesaler of widgets, snake oil salesman, and licensed Mitzvah Tank commander.
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