Randy Johnson Edit Meaning

1.

Verb - To perform a Randy Johnson is to put your faith(and thirty million dollars over 2 years) into a 40+ year old pitcher with a history of back and knee problems. This act is usually performed by the Yankees, see A-Rod.

You just gave who a 2 year extension? You just pulled a Randy Johnson!

2.

the new york yankees pitcher, also the funniest name alive because it means horny penis.

i have a randy johnson

See randy, johnson, wang, dick

3.

The act of buying a plane ticket to a desired destination and upon arrival, stiff arm the first person that gets in your way while proclaiming "Get the fuck out of my way, dont talk back to me." Then proceed to track down the youngest female family member of this person and destroying her vagina and asshole via rough penis RAMMAGE!"

Dont fuck around with randy johnson

"No, honey, I cant go to Tommie's recital, I planned this Randy Johnson month ago."

See randy, johnson, sex, rape, pitcher, baseball

4.

When a guy is going down on a girl he scrunches up his nose, puckers up his mouth and sticks out his tongue. These actions cause him to look a lot like New York Yankees pitcher, and the ugliest man in baseball, Randy Johnson.

*This move is often seen in porn movies.

I saw this dude giving Jenna a Randy Johnson the other day.

See randy johnson, oral, sex, yankees, ugly

5.

My dad, the name of a professional baseball player, another term for a Horny penis.

Randy-Horny

Johnson-Penis

Randy Johnson is my dads name. Also a name of a professional baseball player.

See Micah

6.

Left Handed Pitcher for the New York Yankees

Now Pitching for the New York Yankees Randy Johnson

See Louis

1.

Verb - To perform a Randy Johnson is to put your faith(and thirty million dollars over 2 years) into a 40+ year old pitcher with a history of back and knee problems. This act is usually performed by the Yankees, see A-Rod.

You just gave who a 2 year extension? You just pulled a Randy Johnson!

2.

the new york yankees pitcher, also the funniest name alive because it means horny penis.

i have a randy johnson

See randy, johnson, wang, dick

3.

The act of buying a plane ticket to a desired destination and upon arrival, stiff arm the first person that gets in your way while proclaiming "Get the fuck out of my way, dont talk back to me." Then proceed to track down the youngest female family member of this person and destroying her vagina and asshole via rough penis RAMMAGE!"

Dont fuck around with randy johnson

"No, honey, I cant go to Tommie's recital, I planned this Randy Johnson month ago."

See randy, johnson, sex, rape, pitcher, baseball

4.

When a guy is going down on a girl he scrunches up his nose, puckers up his mouth and sticks out his tongue. These actions cause him to look a lot like New York Yankees pitcher, and the ugliest man in baseball, Randy Johnson.

*This move is often seen in porn movies.

I saw this dude giving Jenna a Randy Johnson the other day.

See randy johnson, oral, sex, yankees, ugly

5.

My dad, the name of a professional baseball player, another term for a Horny penis.

Randy-Horny

Johnson-Penis

Randy Johnson is my dads name. Also a name of a professional baseball player.

See Micah

6.

Left Handed Pitcher for the New York Yankees

Now Pitching for the New York Yankees Randy Johnson

See Louis